And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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