I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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