YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I need to calm my uterus...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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