when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Randomize