I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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