More tranny stories later!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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