So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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