MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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