considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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