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(773): View more from Illinois

CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)

(1-773): View more from Illinois

How many people did you send this to?

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(718): View more from New York

"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it

(1-717): View more from Pennsylvania

where the hell would u of bought a deer

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.

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(586): View more from Michigan

We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season

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(253): View more from Washington

I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...

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