you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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