Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club