I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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