Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray