It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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