i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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