dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
