this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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