be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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