he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
My vagina is officially offended.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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