In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
false alarm, still single
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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