with your own penis?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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