I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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