You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!