I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them