I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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