I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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