Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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