Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i think i just lost a toe
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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