the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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