Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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