he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
...so i touched it.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
