I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
