Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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