were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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