You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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