I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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