Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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