don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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