Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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