In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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