I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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