I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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