How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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