Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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