I wanna bring you to show and tell
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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