please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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