So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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