Pants 0. Shit 1.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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