$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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