The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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