Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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