Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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Two words: blizzard sex
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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