So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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