She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
