We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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