if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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