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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
