I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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