you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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