My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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